Who said I can't make a major life decision?

Well, after keeping everyone on their edge of their seats literally as long as possible, I finally decided on a law school. As of August 2009 I will be attending the S.J. Quinney School of Law at the University of Utah. That gives me approximately 4 monhts to figure out who this S. J. Quinney fellow is.

Thats not the crazy part: Here is a picture I took of the stack of junk mail that I received since taking the LSAT in December.




I'm pretty sure some of these must be made up. Yeshiva University of Brooklyn? The Ottawa College of Legal Practice? Come on.


Now I have the rest of the summer to fulfill my wildest dreams including:



1. See how long I can go without eating. I've had this dream since one of my friends told me he was doing it yesterday, and I'm pretty sure I won't make it past 2 days. Sorry Ghandi.







2. Run a Marathon. If you don't understand why, please refer to Stuff White People Like here:











3. Read a giant book by a dead Russian novelist like Crime and Punishment or War and Peace just to say that I did.






4. Come up with a better list of things to do with my life.